I'm Pathetic!

Today I came to the sad realization that I am really not funny.

I think I have always known this, but secretly never wanted to believe it. I find a lot of things funny... so why shouldn't I be funny when I retell the stories.

For starters, I am a horrible story teller. Enough said. More than that, I have a unique sense of humor so the things that I find funny are usually pretty dumb to begin with and then I ruin them even more with my horrible story telling ability.

I'm getting better the longer I hang around Matthew... I've learned to say things like (when getting hit on the arm) "hey, thats my good arm, I need that for arming!" but then I quickly get in trouble when people hit my fingers... Or I've learned the great way to end a story "and then I found five dollars." -- twenty dollars if your story really needs a boost. I find myself often "finding" twenty dollars. If only it were true--I could have paid for my ticket to Spain by now.

So in conclusion, I am working on learning when to shut up (which is probably almost all the time) and I will just let my roommates be the funny ones.

Speaking of funny- I am starting a house quote board... and here is what is on it so far.

Josh tells a story and laughs...
Monaca: I don't get it
Josh: I didn't get it either.... but I laughed!

Gerry: What are you doing?
Josh: Tempting your girlfriend

Monaca: I ran into Dulce at the mall yesterday!
Gerry: Did anyone get hurt?

There are a couple more, but out of context they are x-rated and you are too young to read them.

Man, if you made it this far in my post -- you are a true friend! Because this is the most ridiculous post yet...

My life is sad...