Today, I slammed my thumb in the car door. The door actually closed on my thumb and I had to pull the handle with my other hand. It hurt so much. My neighbors must have thought I was crazy because it hurt so much that I couldn't breath and Icould not make a sound. So, instead, I dropped my phone (which broke in half) and threw my car keys into the yard (which I later had to go looking for) and I hunched over groaning and making weird noises (amazingly no vulgarity came out of my mouth) and then I walked up to the porch and rang the doorbell hoping my brother would come to the door as quickly as possible. My entire thumb under my nail is bruised and on the other side there is a nice bruise in a line and a nice indentation.
Dad wanted me to go to the hospital because I couldn't really feel my thumb and he thought I may have nerve damage. I haven't decided if I will go or not. He also told me that the next time he sees me he is going to wrap me in foam because I am a "walking hazard..." It's so true.
Anyway, just thought y'all could get a nice laugh out of my stupidity.
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